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next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed




Title: Do I Wanna Know (Split)
Artist: Artic Monkeys
Played: 592851 times

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know (Split)

The left ear is the original version while the right ear is an acoustic version of the song which I found here. Make sure you use headphones!

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Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.



I have been bent and broken, but — I hope — into a better shape.

— Charles Dickens, Great Expectations 

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How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker


Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia by night

"When the night comes, the starry sky reflects on its surface like in a mirror, and you have the feeling of being in space."


I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day


What’s the point of being an outlaw when you’ve got responsibilities?



Kids, I’ve been telling you the story of how I met your mother, and while there’s many things to learn from this story, this may be the biggest. The great moments of your life won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll also be the things that happen to you. Now, I’m not saying you can’t take action to affect the outcome of your life, you have to take action, and you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever. You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings, and it starts to rain. It’s a scary thought but it’s also kind of wonderful. All these little parts of the machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you’re supposed to be, exactly when you’re supposed to be there. The right place at the right time.

— Ted Mosby, “How I Met Your Mother” 

Thank you for everything Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin, Marshall Eriksen, Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson. (2005 - 2014)


As disappointing as the HIMYM finale turned out, I can’t deny that this show has done more for me than any other show possibly ever will. It’s the end of an era and growing up with these guys around truly has been legendary.

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Thanks for the memories.